so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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