dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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