I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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