im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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