How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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