sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
