My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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