That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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