ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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