Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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