I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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