so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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