We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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