It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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