ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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