sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
