That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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