It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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