that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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