They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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