did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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