bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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