Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My bed is full of blood and feathers
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
