Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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