i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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