used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Naked. naked and bneed help.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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