therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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