What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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