yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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