Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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