I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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