Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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