GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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