dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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