So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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