Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Four minutes until I can fart!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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