I smell stomach acid.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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