winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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