the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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