PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Randomize