i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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