His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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