nut hugger
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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