Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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