what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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