i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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