dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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