There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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