what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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