Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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