No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
